Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Rufus
ate all my
ice-cream cones
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
trousers
vest
tie
sunglasses
hoody
socks
right shoe
...dress
...shirt
bra
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