Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Rufus
ate all my
rice pudding
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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knickers
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left shoe
hoody
...cardigan
...shirt
baseball cap
right shoe
trousers
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