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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Rt Hon
Sparkles
ate all my
fish fingers
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
trousers
...shirt
knickers
right shoe
left shoe
...skirt
tights
sunglasses
socks
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