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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Mrs
Sparkles
ate all my
lemons
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
knickers
...skirt
vest
...cardigan
tie
right shoe
hat
tights
sunglasses
trousers
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