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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Misty
ate all my
gherkins
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
vest
tights
right shoe
...dress
...shirt
pants
knickers
...cardigan
sunglasses
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