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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Professor
Cuddles
ate all my
pitted olives
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
...cardigan
tights
baseball cap
tie
left shoe
socks
pants
vest
trousers
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