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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Professor
Cuddles
ate all my
gherkins
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...skirt
bra
hoody
tights
knickers
vest
...shirt
trousers
left shoe
socks
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