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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Rt Hon
Cuddles
ate all my
halloumi
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
...cardigan
baseball cap
tights
tie
vest
bra
hoody
trousers
sunglasses
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