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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Miss
Cuddles
ate all my
tinned frankfurters
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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right shoe
left shoe
vest
tie
socks
...skirt
...cardigan
hat
trousers
baseball cap
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