Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Miss
Cuddles
ate all my
fish fingers
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
vest
hat
...shirt
...dress
trousers
baseball cap
sunglasses
...cardigan
pants
bra
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