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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Ms
Cuddles
ate all my
iceberg lettuce
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
...skirt
pants
tie
socks
vest
tights
...dress
sunglasses
trousers
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