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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Mr
Cuddles
ate all my
scrambled egg
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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tights
sunglasses
...dress
bra
knickers
hat
socks
trousers
hoody
...cardigan
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