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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Buddy
ate all my
watermelon
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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knickers
socks
trousers
left shoe
tie
hoody
baseball cap
sunglasses
vest
...cardigan
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