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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Luna
ate all my
tinned frankfurters
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
trousers
pants
bra
hat
sunglasses
...skirt
...cardigan
right shoe
knickers
...dress
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