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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Rosie
ate all my
mushy peas
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
knickers
socks
sunglasses
right shoe
bra
tights
...dress
tie
left shoe
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