Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Daisy
ate all my
bananas
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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hoody
socks
vest
...skirt
sunglasses
trousers
tights
pants
knickers
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