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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Miss
Stink
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
cat biscuits
tinned frankfurters
hummus
scrambled egg
mushy peas
spring rolls
noodles
potatoes
yoghurt
fish fingers
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