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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Alfie
ate all my
gherkins
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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right shoe
...shirt
...dress
trousers
socks
...cardigan
pants
left shoe
sunglasses
baseball cap
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