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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Poppy
ate all my
hamburger relish
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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trousers
sunglasses
hoody
...cardigan
vest
...shirt
left shoe
...dress
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knickers
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