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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Pennywise
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
baked beans
rice
bananas
spinach
shrimp
tomato ketchup
potatoes
tinned frankfurters
scrambled egg
spring rolls
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