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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Professor
Snuffles
ate all my
chicken wings
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
baseball cap
socks
pants
vest
hoody
...skirt
bra
knickers
left shoe
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