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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Miss
Snuffles
ate all my
fish fingers
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
trousers
...skirt
knickers
hat
pants
left shoe
hoody
tie
bra
tights
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