Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
snake 🐍
Bob
ate all my
spinach
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
pants
...skirt
left shoe
vest
right shoe
...shirt
tie
socks
trousers
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