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Hungry boy
My pet
cat 🐈
Mr
Sparkles
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
chicken nuggets
porridge
lemons
pizza
noodles
watermelon
pitted olives
halloumi
yoghurt
fish fingers
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