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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet canary 🦜 Sugar about …

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the merits of pineapple on pizza the surveillance state skiing technique theoretical linguistics amazing investment opportunities the heat death of the universe the history of plastic pollution Buddha Richard Dawkins

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