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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
canary 🦜
Roxy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
earthquakes
Game of Thrones
the influence of the Mafia
the ageing population
astrophysics
smart home gadgetry
molecular biology
the war on drugs
mineralogy
bank interest rates
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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