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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
canary 🦜
Princess
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
self-driving cars
crystallography
theoretical linguistics
bank interest rates
prison overpopulation
lyme disease
mineralogy
equal rights
the neighbour's hedge
politics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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