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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
canary 🦜
Pepper
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
earthquakes
voting demographics
fairies
climate change
information theory
the Kama Sutra
hair loss
metallurgy
fibre optics
taxation
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.