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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
canary 🦜
Stella
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
astrophysics
cytology
discrete mathematics
socialism
voting demographics
the war on drugs
pedicures
biodiversity
handbags
the influence of the Mafia
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.