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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet canary 🦜 Oscar about …

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the influence of the Mafia fibre optics ...sentient creatures airport flight paths frisbees electrical engineering the Kama Sutra modern cryptography the Easter bunny the neighbour's hedge

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