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I was talking to my pet
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
taxation
voting demographics
HDMI cables
politics
prison overpopulation
my use of offensive language
wildfires
crystallography
artificial intelligence
smart home gadgetry
Privacy policy
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Dan
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