Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble about …

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the Easter bunny the war on drugs the Monty Hall problem lyme disease the Kama Sutra modern cryptography crystallography earthquakes socialism prison overpopulation

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