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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
canary 🦜
Ms
Wibble
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Buddha
fairies
the ageing population
lyme disease
trigonometry
...sentient creatures
pedicures
molecular biology
democracy
fibre optics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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