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I was talking to my pet
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Buddha
taxation
prison overpopulation
the ageing population
modern cryptography
chronic alcoholism
renewable energy
the merits of pineapple on pizza
alien life
lyme disease
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