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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

the neighbour's hedge earthquakes this amazing sponge recipe astrophysics prison overpopulation ...foreign policy the Monty Hall problem the heat death of the universe plastic pollution the influence of the Mafia

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