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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
canary 🦜
Mr
Sparkles
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
building regulations
taxation
metallurgy
wildfires
modern cryptography
public relations
Latin poetry
earthquakes
antibiotic resistant bacteria
fairies
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.