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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
canary 🦜
Simpkins
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the war on drugs
earthquakes
pedicures
lyme disease
democracy
feminism
fibre optics
molecular biology
the ageing population
politics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.