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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
canary 🦜
Gizmo
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Latin poetry
...sentient creatures
frisbees
bank interest rates
Brexit
astrophysics
the ageing population
game theory
Bitcoin
hair loss
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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