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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

politics mineralogy prison overpopulation the Easter bunny the birds and the bees earthquakes Bitcoin the heat death of the universe trigonometry this amazing sponge recipe

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