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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
canary 🦜
Toby
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Monty Hall problem
the neighbour's hedge
alien life
squirrels
fibre optics
Donald Trump
climate change
renewable energy
game theory
quantum physics
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Dan
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