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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
canary 🦜
Lola
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the neighbour's hedge
earthquakes
plastic pollution
fashion
Brexit
Buddha
modern cryptography
the Kama Sutra
yoga
frisbees
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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