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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
canary 🦜
Professor
Stink
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
cytology
theoretical linguistics
the war on drugs
pedicures
skiing technique
earthquakes
the influence of the Mafia
peace in the Middle East
lyme disease
building regulations
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.