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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
canary 🦜
Charlie
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Monty Hall problem
Santa Claus
lyme disease
neuroanatomy
...sentient creatures
biodiversity
the surveillance state
electrical engineering
famous authors of the nineteenth century
the influence of the Mafia
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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