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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet canary 🦜 Charlie about …

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the neighbour's hedge the Easter bunny artificial intelligence quantum physics prison overpopulation neuroanatomy modern cryptography chronic alcoholism self-driving cars my use of offensive language

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