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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet canary 🦜 Voldemort about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

the heat death of the universe plastic pollution socialism Santa Claus the history of building regulations black holes ...foreign policy peace in the Middle East how to make decent pastry

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