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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles about …

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the Monty Hall problem hair loss chronic alcoholism molecular biology the heat death of the universe metallurgy building regulations plastic pollution artificial intelligence Richard Dawkins

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