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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
canary 🦜
Hufflepuff
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
frisbees
game theory
hair loss
cytology
alien life
the Kama Sutra
prison overpopulation
self-driving cars
the war on drugs
high speed rail
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.