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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
canary 🦜
Bob
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
peace in the Middle East
fibre optics
trigonometry
taxation
ancient Greek mythology
lyme disease
plastic pollution
Latin poetry
yoga
public relations
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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