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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet goldfish 🐠 Luke Skywalker about …

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equal rights ...sentient creatures crystallography theoretical linguistics electrical engineering the heat death of the universe Latin poetry Donald Trump the Kama Sutra biodiversity

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