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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
goldfish 🐠
Champ
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
earthquakes
skiing technique
artificial intelligence
politics
prison overpopulation
the ageing population
bank interest rates
building regulations
airport flight paths
fairies
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.