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I was talking to my pet
goldfish 🐠
Rocky
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
prison overpopulation
electrical engineering
airport flight paths
feminism
fibre optics
the surveillance state
ancient Greek mythology
public relations
yoga
the heat death of the universe
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